Oklahoma residents eat their Pop-Tarts with ranch, but how about Kansans? Twitter, @cjt12371 Screen capture
Oklahoma residents eat their Pop-Tarts with ranch, but how about Kansans? Twitter, @cjt12371 Screen capture

Food & Drink

Hey Kansas, what do you pair with your Pop-Tarts?

By Kaitlyn Alanis


November 30, 2017 02:52 PM

Hey, Kansas.

We have a question for you.

We know you eat your chili with your cinnamon rolls, but what are you eating with your Pop-Tarts?

If it is anything like what the people of Iowa, Oklahoma, Illinois and Alaska are eating their Pop-Tarts with, Kansas should probably be a little-bit ashamed.

Thanks to the seemingly not-so-tasty Pop-Tarts pairings – American cheese in Iowa, ranch dressing in Oklahoma, mustard in Illinois and fresh salmon in Alaska – it should come to no surprise that these combinations are not the next chocolate and peanut butter.

In fact, it might even be disrespectful, if you ask the Pop-Tarts company. Or maybe even cringe worthy.

Thanks for thinking outside the foil.

But we officially rule this unacceptable. https://t.co/BhUrBq61rE

— Pop-Tarts (@PopTartsUS) November 15, 2017

This is just disrespectful https://t.co/jmdXANjILq

— Pop-Tarts (@PopTartsUS) November 20, 2017

Thanks for the support. Due to the severity of the crime, we need all the help we can get. https://t.co/NdZ6RhY0cy

— Pop-Tarts (@PopTartsUS) November 29, 2017

Where is the respect these days https://t.co/vdJkOVZR49

— Pop-Tarts (@PopTartsUS) November 30, 2017

It is obvious in Pop-Tarts’ responses – and all who are replying – that these combinations were simply never meant to be.

But a Pop-Tarts sandwich, with Pop-Tarts as the bread and the filling? That might do, according to Pop-Tarts.

We fixed your sandwich. pic.twitter.com/caaxPcrlAi

— Pop-Tarts (@PopTartsUS) November 3, 2017

If your combination is anything less than Pop-Tarts with Pop-Tarts, you might want to keep it to yourself, Kansas. Otherwise, the state – and state law enforcement – might disown you.

You’re under arrest https://t.co/ixOFBuN2pQ

— IowaStateU Police (@ISUPD) November 13, 2017

Don't ever put this on us! This abomination is NOT an Iowa thing, it's a lack of taste buds thing! Disgusting

— Marcus AureliUS (@UnacceptableOne) November 11, 2017

I speak for all Oklahomans when I say we do not support this in any way shape or fashion. We turn Christy over to the Lone Star State of Texas

— ME₭HI (@kingkhi98) November 19, 2017

Maybe, just maybe, follow Texas’ lead and stick to a Kansas-shaped Pop-Tarts.

wow talent https://t.co/McUbPYGWTz

— Pop-Tarts (@PopTartsUS) November 20, 2017

So tell me, Kansas – what do you eat with your Pop-Tarts? You can tell me, even if it is a little weird.

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Kaitlyn Alanis: 316-269-6708, @kaitlynalanis